This Week in MAGA #77: The never-ending “Deal any day now”

Political cartoonist Dennis GorisFor the 39th time… #irandeal

A deal might or might not be close, honestly who the hell knows when your source is Trump the confirmed congenital liar. We have been here so many times that very strong skepticism is now mandatory. What appears to be slightly different is that it is not just Trump saying it, Pakistan’s PM said that a ‘final text’ of US-Iran deal was close.

If indeed something is agreed, it is well worth remembering who tore up all previous agreements, and started bombing while in the middle of negotiations, and also how deeply aggressive and criminal Israel has been in all this. How did we get to this point over the past week?

We were where we are now at the start of the week – apparently really close to a deal …

… then the Iranian military, that had been apparently totally obliterated 20 times or more, shot down a U.S. Apache helicopter. Then Trump starts bombing them again, and did more war crime stuff …

By Friday no more bombing and once again we are back to “A deal any day now”. This below is apparently one claimed version of “the deal”. It appears to be a deal where Trump gets nothing and Iran gets everything, but you really can’t trust anything anybody on any side is claiming, so it might be right or it may instead be propaganda.

As for the actual outcome here, my cynicism leads me to ponder the thought that the war is not going to end as long as Trump gets to shoot missiles at people who won’t do what he wants.

Then again, it has been such a shit show that Trump may indeed agree to almost anything to get himself an off-ramp.

What is clear is this …

  • Both sides really want an off-ramp
  • Neither side wants to agree to anything meaningful.

It is highly probable that Trump will declare an absolute turd of an interim “deal” to be solid gold (as he often does), sign it, and declare “Mission Accomplished”. In other words, stop the economically damaging part of the war without resolving the core strategic issues, hence implementation will be very messy

Right now as I write this, Trump claims “a deal” will be signed today (Sun Jun 14), and Iran is saying Nope, not today.

What comes next?

Next 24–72 hours: expect either an electronic signing/announcement, or a face-saving delay described as “technical work.” If there is no signature today, that does not necessarily mean collapse. It may simply mean Iran is extracting more wording on sanctions relief, frozen assets, control of Hormuz, or foreign military presence.

Next 1–2 weeks: if signed, the practical focus becomes maritime implementation: reopening Hormuz, demining, rules for shipping, whether Iran drops tolls/inspection demands, and how quickly the U.S. eases its blockade. This is where accidental escalation remains very possible, because drones, mines, Revolutionary Guard naval units, U.S. escorts, and commercial shipping will all be operating in a tense, crowded area.

One Final Reminder: We had it all until Trump blundered in, tore up the Obama agreement, and then started this utterly pointless total shit show because of his total and complete incompetence.

Clay Jones

Clay Bennett

Matt Davies

So what else has been happening?

Yet Another Epstein Bombshell

This dropped in the last week …

Link to the above is here.

It is yet another reminder that our soldiers are dying for Trump’s pimpery of underage girls. Our alliances are crumbling because of Trump’s pimpery of underage girls. Global markets and the American economy are collapsing because of Trump’s pimpery of underage girls.

It is all Epstein.

It was always Epstein.

The Trump-Epstein Scandal isn’t just the biggest scandal in human history because it involves men doing obscene things to children, but because it could actually lead to World War 3 and the collapse of multiple countries and alliances.

That’s what we’re really dealing with here.

Trump fears if he leaves office he’ll be criminally prosecuted for what he did. So he’s going to end our democracy, instead.

Meanwhile, the NYT dropped also an article that revealed that the VP, COS, DOJ, FBI, and others colluded in the Situation Room to stop the release of the Epstein files …

You can find a gift link to the long detailed NYT article here – https://t.co/JVWS17P6zb

Yes, but is it true?

Being the utterly incompetent fools that they are, when asked about this, the White House response confirmed that it is all true …

Mike Luckovich

Mike Luckovich

Moving on.

The FIFA Farce

This past week has seen the World Cup officially start. The week also started with this news.

Via the BBC June 8: Somali referee Artan barred from entering US : He was travelling on a diplomatic passport, FIFA verified he was a referee, but he still got denied entry so he is out.

It is a bit surprising because FIFA has been playing a very blatant pay-to-play game…

FIFA is the only organization that can compete with the trump administration on corruption

As for all those empty seats, “Every match is already sold out,” claimed FIFA president Gianni Infantino in February. Now the truth begins to slowly dawn as people see stadiums with lots of empty seats.

Nah” claims FIFA, “They are all there and just happened to be off in the concourse“. Yea right.

Clay Bennett

Daniel Boris – FI-FA-Fo-Flop

Dennis Goris – American hospitality #worldcup

Chris Britt

Daniel BorisKeeping it weird

Chris Britt

Freedom 250

Today is the day, June 14. We can all predict how it will pan out. His cult will cheer, the rest of us, not so much.

Nick Anderson – America 250

Matt Davies

Ann TelnaesForget the trashy spectacle Trump is having on the lawn of the White House, the People’s House. This is the fight America wants to see:

Michael de Adder

Bill Bramhall

This also happened.

NBC News Tried to Interview him

Last Sunday, NBC’s Welker attempted to interview you-know-who, and this happened …

During the interview, which aired on Sunday’s Meet The Press, the president claimed both the current primary elections in California and the 2020 presidential election were “rigged”.

When pressed for evidence on California’s vote by Welker, he said: “All I have to do is look, and I listen.”

After the presenter replied “that’s not evidence”, Trump accused the media of being “crooked”, before ending the interview

The BBC are actually being polite, he basically called her stupid, ignorant, and corrupt, then threw a hissy fit and stormed off.

Like any bully, Trump is fundamentally a coward.

When he feels humiliated, he lashes out and then does a Rant on Truth Social …

  • Fact Check 1: Trump is lying as usual, Pratt never had the lead, he never had a chance at all.
  • A city that’s only 18.7% Republican is not going to vote for the Republican candidate.

MacLeod

Clay Jones – Trump throws a hissy fit #Trump #FactCheck #KristenWelker #TrumpLies #MeetThePress

Chris Britt

Nick Anderson

Rampent Inflation

The latest numbers came out this past week.

Trump went from “Biden is to blame for inflation” to “I don’t care about inflation” to “I love the inflation” in a rather short period of time …

He owns it all.

Dave Whamond

Daniel Boris

Matt Davies

Mike Luckovich

Clay Bennett

Corruption on a truly epic scale

Multiple layers of Lunacy and utter incompetence

Remember that reflecting pool? Well guess what, like everything else he touches it is quickly turning to shit …

What Kennedy wants …

Elections

Bill Bramhall

Pxmolina

ICE Gestapo updates

MAHA

Chris Britt

MAGA Christian Cranks

The nuttier right-wing religious fanatics within the MAGA cult are as always doing their thing, and so here are this week’s samples.

The Christian nationalist megachurch Mercy Culture is hoping to “unseat the demonic principality” of Pride Month by getting the federal government to designate June as Life Month.

  • Pride Month is people refusing to be shamed back into silence by bigots
  • Nothing says “Christian Nationalist megachurch” louder that the revelation that they treat the federal calendar as a battlefield.
  • The scary part here is not that there are obnoxious intolerant fanatics like this, but the thought that the current administration might see it as a way to get more evangelical votes.

Ralph Reed vows that his Faith and Freedom Coalition will knock on “a minimum of a million doors” to mobilize voters for Ken Paxton in the Texas Senate race.

  • (Knock Knock … door opens): “Hey, I’m your local Christian gullible idiot, we really need you to vote for the most morally and legally corrupt politician we could find because he is our guy and represents us“.

Joel is of course back on form and played a racist card this past week. Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon says black people have become “haughty” and “arrogant” and were better off under Jim Crow when they had to demonstrate that “they could to rise to the level of excellence and morality [of] white people.

  • This is very blatant white supremacist shit.
  • Black Americans did not “rise” because segregation was good for them. They rose despite being locked out, terrorised, underpaid, over-policed, disenfranchised, and told by men exactly like Webbon that their humanity required white approval. Calling that “morality” is like calling arson a home-heating strategy.
  • If he wishes to understand what the words “haughty” or “arrogant” really mean, then all he needs to do is look in a f**king mirror.

Pastor Dale Partridge attempts to compete with Joel when he  warns that “multiculturalism leads to civil war” and claims that the only way to prevent it is mass deportations: “Mass deportations are actually the least violent solution.

  • Multiculturalism means tolerance and diversity
  • Mass deportation means raids, detention, family separation, people ripped from homes and communities, whole populations treated as contaminants. Calling that “least violent” is like calling arson “aggressive interior design.
  • In other words, no, multiculturalism does not inevitably lead to civil war. But preaching mass expulsion as moral wisdom? That definitely leads somewhere deeply ugly and very violent.

Right-wing pastor Todd Friel says Obama’s presidential library is “downright diabolical” and “an intentional slight to God“: “His presidential center, it shouts, ‘I hate this America, I hate tradition, and I reject God’s ordering of reality.’

  • This is Christian nationalist brain-rot at its purest: take something secular, modern, or vaguely Obama-shaped, declare it “diabolical,” and pretend your personal aesthetic panic is theology.
  • The man is not defending God; he is defending a fantasy America where tradition means “everything I like,” rebellion means “everything I don’t,” and the Almighty apparently spends eternity reviewing architectural renderings like an angry homeowners’ association chair.
  • If a library can make your faith wobble this badly, the problem is not Obama’s building. It is that your god seems to be made of drywall, nostalgia, and Fox News fumes.

Mike Lindell (yes, the deeply religious pillow guy and rampant conspiracy theorist) gushes that President Donald Trump is “one of the best listeners I’ve ever seen in my life” and, as a result, his critics “can’t find one thing that [when] you’re looking back, you can say, ‘Boy, he shouldn’t have done that or he shouldn’t have done this.”

  • It is indeed true that we can’t find just “one thing“. That’s because it is a list with many many items — two impeachments, the 34 felony convictions, the election-denial bonfire, the January 6 disgrace, the endless lying, the ongoing grift, the sexual assaults, the authoritarianism, and the general habit of treating the Constitution like terms and conditions he never intended to read, and much much much more.
  • The word in play for Trump is not “statesman”. We have a cult leader who is both a bully and also deeply incompetent. He listens to nobody unless they happen to be licking his arse.

Mario Murillo says that the COVID-19 vaccine was a “rehearsal” for the Mark of the Beast.

  • What a crassly stupid, deeply ignorant, and very dangerous thing to say.
  • This deeply obnoxious nut has blood on his hands, a literal body count. Over 1 million people died of COVID in the US, and up to one third need not have done so, but died because fools like this persuaded them to reject the vaccine.
  • Many died a horrible death, gasping for air with every breath begging for the vaccine, but by that point it was too late.
  • Persuading even more to reject all vaccines will have dire consequences.

Landon Schott declares that progressive Christians are “pretend” Christians “who really serve Satan.”

  • Most variations of belief will assert that only their specific version of belief is the true one and all others are fakes who are really serving Satan.
  • We can also add the observation that what he is really saying is that there are Christians who don’t promote intolerance, racism, and discrimination as the high moral ground, and he is rather unhappy about that because it exposes him and his associates as obnoxious turds.

Joshua Haymes complains that the video of him defending slavery ended up costing him a $120,000 job

  • Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
  • Another way to put it: Actions have consequences
  • Or to translate that into something he just might grasp, “whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap” (Galatians 6:7)

The James Talarico Fan Club

The very existence of James Talarico exposes the MAGA Christians for the very blatant hypocrites that they really are. While he advocates for the actual teachings of Jesus, they push back by backing the most obnoxious and morally corrupt individuals around …

  • Link:
  • Quote: “Paxton has been embroiled in scandals for years. He is so corrupt that he was impeached by the Republican-dominated legislature, though the state senate declined to convict him. During Paxton’s runoff with Sen. John Cornyn this year, former Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert called Paxton “the most corrupt attorney general we’ve had in my lifetime.”

Religious Right activist Gary Bauer warns that Democrats are trying to “steal the Bible” by nominating James Talarico for the U.S. Senate in Texas: “They’re trying to distort what the Bible says in order to use it to justify their far-left policies.”

  • The Religious Right spent decades insisting Christianity belongs in politics, but the moment a Democrat who is also a Christian quotes Jesus about feeding the poor, welcoming the stranger, and caring for the vulnerable, suddenly it’s a Bible heist.
  • Apparently “biblical values” are sacred when they mean banning things, shaming people, and electing scandal-soaked Republicans, but becomes a dangerous “distortion” when they sound even vaguely like the Sermon on the Mount.
  • Bauer isn’t actually worried Democrats are stealing the Bible; he’s really worried that people might actually read the parts his movement keeps hiding under the flag.

Even More Political Cartoons from the past week

As always, there are many excellent cartoons.

Clay BennettThe American Dream

Daniel MedinaIf we don’t kill ourselves first, these AI data centers are going to be the death of us all. #ai #fuckai #artificalintelligence #politicalart #editorialcartoon

Clay JonesEven Spencer Pratt’s magic crystals won’t save his mayoral campaign #SpencerPratt #KarenBass #NithyaRaman #LosAngeles #LAmayor #CaliforniaElections

MacLeod

Mike Luckovich

Matt Davies

Clay Jones – Trump’s name comes off of the Kennedy Center. #Trump #KennedyCenter #MAGA

Further Insights into CBS Corruption

  • Details here on Jack’s Substack, there he connects up the dots for you and explains exactly what happened and why.
  • Quote: ” Forget the cartoon version of authoritarianism. The tanks, the soldiers seizing the broadcast tower. That’s not how a free press dies in a country like this. It dies quietly…on a budget. It dies…when a corporation does the math and decides that a $16 million check is cheaper than a regulator’s grudge. It dies…when an executive learns which stories create headaches and starts heading them off before they air. It dies …when a reporter realizes that the wrong story could cost a career…and a hundred small calculations later…the uncomfortable truths simply stop getting made.
  • Quote 2: “When someone like that…sets fire to his own legacy to get your attention…the least you can do is look.:

Knicks

Trump ruined the game for everyone and derailed the Knicks 45-day winning streak just to get booed and fall asleep.

If I was the Knicks, I probably wouldn’t let Trump near the arena for the next game.

Some people never learn

Venezuelan immigrant takes Trump-supporting wife to Trump’s hotel for their honeymoon, and gets detained by ICE for 3 months. Lost his job, house, car, savings. Now she says it’s “not fair”, but still thinks he’s a good president. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news…

Yes, it really is a cult, and no, you most probably can’t fix this degree of stupid.

It is perhaps also a cue to once again make the observation that when they voted for the Face Eating Leopard, they expected it to only eat the faces of people they don’t like.

Finally

Knicks Fans Brand Elmo a Traitor & Trump Storms Out of “Meet the Press” Interview | The Daily Show

3,323,916 views 9 Jun 2026 #DailyShow#JonStewart#Trump

Elmo lights up the internet by staying neutral about the Knicks-Spurs Finals, Trump storms out of his “Meet the Press” interview with NBC’s Kristen Welker, and all the president’s lashing out against the press, avoiding rain, and dodging questions has Jon Stewart wondering: Why does the media let Trump’s bulls**t slide? #DailyShow#JonStewart#Knicks#Trump

  • 0:00 – Jon Stewart’s TDS Welcome
  • 0:21 – New York Knicks Prepare for Game 3 in the NBA Finals
  • 1:06 – Elmo Faces Backlash After Being Neutral About the NBA Finals
  • 2:15 – Elmo Joins Jon to Share His Side of the Story
  • 7:50 – New Yorkers React to News of Trump Attending Game 3
  • 8:32 – Trump Abruptly Leaves “Meet the Press” Interview
  • 15:45 – Kristen Welker Comments on Trump Interview

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