God suffers a crippling bout of existential dread

The Onion reports … “God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality” Lets get it right from the start … it is satire … OK … (the fact that you really do need to spell that out at times can indeed be a truly scary observation), so anyway, here is a brief snippet … Read more

The perfect Xmas gift … TV on Amazon for just $39,997.99 … WTF!

With a hat tip to Tim Kirby for the link … in the “You have just got to be fracking kidding me” category, we have a special offer for you from Amazon. Yes you too can snap up this perfect little gift from just in time for XMAS … normally $44,000, but now on special … Read more

Finally … a cure for Cancer has been discovered.

The Saudi Gazette has announced the exciting news that a cure for Cancer has been discovered by Dr. Faten Abdel-Rahman Khorshid. She … yes, it’s a woman and not a man who has made … “one of the Kingdom’s greatest national achievements in the field of science“. This is truly exciting stuff, and it is fantastic … Read more

“Staff very unfriendly”

If you run a Hotel then it means that you will indeed meet all sorts of people, some of course will be very nice and a true delight to meet, others will be complete twats. One such example of the latter category involves a review on Trip Advisor for the following hotel … A Mr … Read more

Satire: Saudi clerics “running out of day-to-day things to ban”

The fact that I need to add the word “Satire” to the title tells you that it is in fact very challenging to deploy Satire within a Saudi context. In fact, the pronouncements and actions of the various clerics make it almost impossible to discern the line between the things that are satire and the … Read more

Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims

Over on the Council of Ex-Muslims forum they have a thread entitled “Shit Muslims Say To Ex-Muslims” that has been read over 17,000 times and runs to many many many pages. Here are 40 random examples for you to enjoy,  some of them are truly hilarious … You were never really a Muslim, were you?! … Read more