This Week in MAGA #65: Trump Rejected by Allies

Most allies are pretty upset with the way he has attacked Iran via an illegal war without any consultation or preparation of his case for doing so. What is very clear to them is that the consequences of his excursion (war) have not been considered.

He has no coherent end state for the War, there is no clear path to how the war finishes. We are yet to see a viable plan to open the Straits. Even the USN has not ventured through the Straits.

Trump’s past threats and rants that directly targeted his potential allies have not exactly endeared himself to them, so absolutely nobody is surprised that they have rejected his plea for them to come clean up he mess he has created.

There is also his erratic nature and communication – one day he’s won, a few hours later he’s almost won, another day and he doesn’t need help, then he’s won again, then he’s got stuff to do “just for fun” and then he’s upset Allies don’t rush to his aid… so no, they will not be turning up.

If you call your friends cowards in February, they may not help you in March – Don Tzu’s Art of the Deal

To sum it all up, the president of the United States has been simultaneously claiming …

  • that he has won the war
  • is currently winning the war
  • needs help to win the war
  • needs no help to win the war
  • will soon end the way
  • will continue with the war

… all to supposedly destroy the nuclear program he claimed to have already destroyed last year.

He really is both deeply stupid and utterly incompetent, as are those that still support him.

His latest play is to consider a ground invasion. Once again a crassly stupid decision (if made). Iran has 600,000 soldiers and 350,000 to 5 million reserves. 5,000 Iranian soldiers have been killed in this War, and 15,000 injured. That leaves just 580,000 to 5.58 million armed Iranian combatants lying in wait for the ground invasion Trump is about to launch.

Why does he make such stupid decisions again and again?

It’s because he excises from his inner circle anyone who disagrees with him, so when he says he’s listening to advice, he means that he’s saving the “yes-men” left in the room with him as scapegoats for the future.

You have seen this pattern over and over for all positions of responsibility. Having a sound judgment is clearly disqualifying. Yes Noem is out because her utter incompetence made him look bad, (the cruelty was fine), but her replacement is an even bigger idiot. In the context of the Iran war any common-sense dissent amongst his “advisers” will have been purged long ago.

Here is his latest threat …

The problem here is that he is dealing with a state run by religious fanatics who really do not care at all if he does this.

As an aside, him doing this would also be a war crime – Collective punishment.

This is his rapist mentality. He is trying to bully Iran. It’s the same as threatening dems telling them he put ice nazis in airports if they don’t do what he wants. He’s doing the same to Iran, do what I tell you or I will use force. It’s what he did to underage girls, raping them.

Oh and let’s also not forget that this is also him broadcasting to the entire world *Exactly* When and Where U.S. Will Strike in Iran Next, Endangering U.S. Pilots; Unclear If Any Prior U.S. President Has Ever Intentionally Endangered American Lives in This Way Just to Be Macho and Feel Like a Big Man.

As for what happens if he really did it, oh come now you know how it plays out, and yes sure enough, Iran’s top military command says it will strike U.S. and allied energy, IT, and desalination infrastructure across the Middle East if the U.S. targets Iranian energy sites.

The only thing we know for certain about how Trump’s War will end is that no matter what the outcome, whether any real objectives are achieved, regardless of the impact on the US and global economy over the short and long term, and the number of deaths, Trump will do what he always does – declare total victory and just walk away.

Chris Britt

Clay Jones – Donald Trump demands loyalty while giving none. #StraitOfHormuz #Trump #NATO #Ukraine #TrumpWar #Iran #IranWar #Oil #GasPrices #Tariffs #Greenland

Clay Bennett

Daniel Boris

Clay Bennett – exit strategy

Mike Luckovich

Once upon a time in the not so distant past, the biggest controversies in the country were Joe Biden’s new shoes and Hunter buying a gun. Oh happy times.

Wargames

So this happened …

Matt Wuerker – WAR IS SWELL!

Nick AndersonWho did that?

Daniel Boris

Dennis Goris – Up the #Hormuz creek without a…

He always lies, always throws others under the bus

MAGA is conned once again by their beloved fraudster-in-chief

NEW REPUBLIC: “MAGA stands for whatever Trump says it does at any given moment… Anyone who dissents from Trump’s war of choice and points out that the invasion contradicts his longtime promise of ‘no new wars’ faces potential excommunication.newrepublic.com/article/2078…

Daniel Boris – US Mint gets green light to put Trump on 250th gold coin.

“Free Speech”

  • Link to article here
  • Quote: “The more fundamental issue is that Trump seems to recognize that he is now stuck in a poorly planned and unnecessary war of his own choosing that has upended the global economy. Rather than admit that, Trump administration officials—in a classic authoritarian move—are trying to use state power to get news outlets to obscure their incompetence.

Clay Jones – Donald Trump’s FCC is threatening broadcast networks for reporting actual war news. #Trump #FCC #BrendanCarr #BaghdadBob

Bill Bramhall

Dennis Goris

Clay Jones – Donald Trump’s FCC is threatening broadcast networks for reporting actual war news. #Trump #FCC #BrendanCarr #BaghdadBob

Adam Zyglis

Epstein

Nick Anderson – The Ghost of Epstein

Dennis Goris

Stupidity and Incompetence

It really is the dumbest administration in the entire history of our nation.

Deporting people who are harvesting food, and now eliminating the people who are driving it to you is not going to decrease prices …

  • I hope Amazon has a miserable time finding drivers. Bezos deserves it for supporting this abomination.
  • These are not “illegal”, aka undocumented immigrants. You can’t get a CDL without documentation. These people have temporary legal status (e.g. pending refugee claim, DACA, temporary protected status, etc.) And they’re doing hard, essential work.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes …

  • Link to article here
  • Quote: “U.S. District Court Judge Royce C. Lamberth last month ruled that Lake had unlawfully taken on almost all powers of the chief executive of the network’s federal parent, called the U.S. Agency for Global Media, and therefore that her actions since joining as senior adviser to the agency were invalid. She has since taken on various senior titles at the agency. For several months, she called herself the acting CEO, a position which it does not appear she is legally eligible to fill

There was also this bizarre move …

Republicans say one of these individuals is the “most divisive president in history” … their choice for who that is ends up being a judgement on themselves …

Rob Rogers – Trump’s unprovoked war with Iran is threatening more than just the Middle East. #Trump #Iran #StraitOfHormuz #war #oil #GasPrices #economy #affordability #energy

Clay Bennett – Passing the Baton

ICE Gestapo updates

MAGA Christian Cranks

The nuttier right-wing religious fanatics within the MAGA cult are as always doing their thing, and so here are this week’s samples.

Mike Evans declares that President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu are “extremely intelligent men”: “I would say both of them are close to geniuses.”

  • Calling them “close to geniuses” is doing a lot of heavy lifting for the word “close”, because if they really are the benchmark for genius, the bar is now somewhere in the basement.
  • People who use the word “genius” like this simply means “I’ve stopped thinking

Jack Hibbs claims that “if you’re a good Muslim, you cannot swear allegiance to the US Constitution. You’re not allowed.

  • As usual Mr Hibbs is lying. There is nothing in Islam that universally forbids Muslims from respecting or pledging allegiance to the laws of a country they live in. In fact, many Islamic scholars across different traditions teach the opposite. Muslims are generally expected to honor contracts, obey the law of the land, and live peacefully within their societies
  • If Muslims couldn’t swear allegiance to the Constitution, the U.S. military, Congress, and half the hospitals in America would have noticed by now. Turns out the only thing being violated here isn’t the Constitution, it’s basic fact checking.

Joshua Haymes says that “universal suffrage was a bad idea”: “You should have to profess faith in Jesus Christ if you want to vote.”

  • So his is: before you vote, you pass a theology exam? Great, nothing says ‘freedom’ like needing a signed permission slip from Jesus to use a ballot. I’m sure that’ll go down well with the Constitution… right after we replace elections with Sunday school attendance registers.

Rick Green gushes that President Donald Trump is reshaping America and the world: “By the time he’s done, he will be rated as the number one president in history.

  • When it comes to being Number one, then yes, the Number one most corrupt, deeply stupid, and utterly incompetent president.

Even More Political Cartoons from the past week

As always, there are many excellent cartoons.

Mike Luckovich

Matt Wuerker – Holy Wars

Dave Whamond – The Prez Dispenser

Chris Britt

Mike Luckovich

Daniel Boris – Ain’t No Gutter Low Enough.

Allies

You can probably cross Japan off the list of allies now after this “performance” with the Japanese PM sitting beside him …

Reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the war before attacking Iran?Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) 2026-03-19T16:19:10.908Z
  • Oh the hot mic opportunity once she’s safe and back in her car
  • Just watching her face while it was happening told the entire story.
  • His legacy is that he will forever be known as the global village idiot.

Finally

Jon Stewart Invites Panel of Trumps to Debate Iran War | The Daily Show

6,509,728 views 17 Mar 2026 #DailyShow#JonStewart#Iran

Trump’s war in the Middle East rages on, with Iran closing the Strait of Hormuz and Americans gearing up to face the infamous R-word: recession. Plus, FCC Chair Brendan Carr and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth aren’t happy with the news media’s confused coverage of the war in Iran, so Jon Stewart gets some truth and clarity from a panel of experts: President Trump, Donald J. Trump, DJT, and John Barron. #DailyShow#JonStewart#Iran

  • 0:00 – Jon Stewart’s TDS Welcome
  • 1:56 – Iran Closes Strait of Hormuz After Incessant Bombing
  • 7:00 – FCC Chair Threatens TV Networks Over Iran Coverage
  • 10:38 – Jon Stewart’s Expert Panel Explains the War